Welcome to Alex' very own
for profit cult of personality coaching programme for achieving a higher spiritual level, which will free you from all pressure and limitations brought upon by your material possessions. Especially those that are easily transferable, like cash, gold and bearer bonds.
I'm Alex, and through my 3-step programme, I'll remove these material possessions that act as a road block on your journey towards a more meaningful life. In the off-chance I'm wrong, I guarantee that all your possessions will be returned to you on the other side, with their value adjusted using the Brazilian inflation! That means that whether I was right, and you end up in Nirvana, or I fucked up horribly and you just led a life devoid of worldly pleasures, your afterlife is bound to be AMAZEBALLS!.